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[2014-07-19]

什么东西嘴里没有舌头? [详细]

Therewasablondethatwassosickofblondejokesshediedherhairred Thejokesstoppedandshefeltsogood,shetookarideinthecountryoneSaturdayafternoon Whileonthisride,shenoticed[详细]

sandwiches

[2014-07-19]

Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays "Mylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedan[详细]

Perfect Penis

[2014-07-19]

Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods Thelittlegirlaskedtheboy,"Whatisapenis?"Theboyreplied,"Idon`tknow "Atthattimehehearshismomcallinghimforlunch...[详细]

1.Whatthefuckisgoingon?(到底他妈的怎么回事?)通常此话出于黑人之口,且口气最宜为疑惑,不解,愤怒等等。若是白人则多数时候会说-Whatthehellisgoingon?意义相同而适用于[详细]

Perfect Penis 

[2014-07-19]

Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods Thelittlegirlaskedtheboy,"Whatisapenis?"Theboyreplied,"Idon`tknow "Atthattimehehearshismomcallinghimforlunch...[详细]

sandwiches 

[2014-07-19]

Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays "Mylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedan[详细]

it was overdue

[2014-07-19]

yourfunnystorywastoooverdue iusedtohearaboutitwheniwasjustamiddleschoolstudent haveyoueverheardaboutthissentence: "webrotherwhoandwho "? [详细]

the thinnest book

[2014-07-19]

Whatisthethinnestbookintheworld? "Whatmenknowaboutwomen " [详细]

苦命的 salesman

[2014-07-19]

苦命的salesmanAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer Hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears Thesalesmanindi[详细]

运动世家

[2014-07-19]

运动世家AGerman,EnglishmanandAmericanaretravelingonatrainTheygetboredandstarttellingeachotherabouttheirfamiles TheGermansaysIhave4kids,onemoreandthey "llmakeabas[详细]

RevealingGiftTestWhichgiftwouldyoulike?Todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou "dmostliketoreceive [详细]

FLOWERS

[2014-07-19]

FLOWERSItmeansthat Youlovethebeautyofnature,thescentofflowersandappreciatethistimelessromanticgesture ORYougetsometwistedjoyoutofwatchingvegetationwitheranddie [详细]

Amarriedcoupleonthefarmarevisitedbyanaliencouple Thealiencoupleaskedthehumancoupleiftheywouldliketoswappartnersforsex Theyagree,thehumanwomanandalienmanaretogethe[详细]

I’m Cess

[2014-07-19]

Amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds Asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder Hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman "Screw[详细]

俺还未偷汉子

[2014-07-19]

同学是某偏远地区的,英语发音一直不标准,老师英文也是发不准,所以学生更是一口地道的土腔英语?;八低У拿妹酶丈铣跻?,学英语的积极性狂高,每天早晨天不亮就开始朗读单[详细]

Love You three

[2014-07-19]

话说有一名英文不太好的男子,竟然泡上一名洋妞。一天,情到浓时,该男子用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说:『ILoveYou!』洋女听见大喜,说:『ILoveYou,too;那名男子不明所以,竟[详细]

英语作文一绝

[2014-07-19]

高中的时候很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考有一个人他的英语很烂很烂一次英文模拟考作文题目是“ADog”结果那个人就这样写——OnedayIseeadog Isaid"Hi!"Dogsaid"Hi...[详细]

孩子的命名学

[2014-07-19]

有一天,一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说:"dad,我的名字怎么来的?"父亲回答说:"我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的"像你哥哥,他刚出生时,我一...[详细]

Onegirlwenttothepreacherandconfessedhersin 有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………Girl:Father,Ihavesinned 女孩:神父,我有罪。Preacher:Whatdidyoudo,littleg...[详细]

关于WY的解释

[2014-07-19]

有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友于是就把他女朋友的名字"WENDY"刻在他的"那话儿"上,于是当"那话儿"缩小时只看到缩写"WY",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威夷去玩,他在上厕所...[详细]

Therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons Hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch(西瓜地)atnightandeathiswatermelons A[详细]

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